Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.
― The Breakfast Club (via joshdelacruz)
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? (via feellng)
Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling